Tiny Hand
hi im john and i like french fries
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taggedrne:

i’ll have the 400 piece chicken mcnuggets and a small diet coke

bul-ma:

tiffanydiemluu:

worldwar2chainz:

I Was Planning on Doing My Homework on Friday But I Waited Until Sunday and Now I’m Really Stressed Out and Overwhelmed But I Still Haven’t Learned My Lesson, a thrilling autobiography

So Then I Take Monday Off To Finish My Work But I Still Don’t Do It Until It’s 11 PM

Even When Her Friend Told Her To Get To Work

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

4lungboy:

kegelking:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son

gloves it
me when i put on gloves and i loves it (via australiansanta) ←

2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

I already saw that on Tumblr.
literally everything (via beccaliving) ←

thesociallyawkwardasian:

THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU