Tiny Hand
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my hair is hideous and it’s ruined from bleaching and i’m gonna grow it out :( 

koryos:

koryos:

so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but

i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE

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i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS

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UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM

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Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox promoting Jennifer’s Body (2009)

skeetbucket:

viajeremy:

vinebox:

White people be like ..

that nae nae

LMFAOOOOOO

bitterassfandom:

bitterassfandom:

bitterassfandom:

If you don’t follow me on snapchat you’re missing out

the tragic finale

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frantbh:

so glad his leg isnt broken

the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"

  • me when i’m almost home: I can almost taste the internet
Anonymous asked: Why do gay guys use so much lube during sex? Whats it like without it?

spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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meanplastic:

heartless:

imagine if we all went to school together

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vinebox:

how i feel about mondays

fortheloveofwildlife:

Too sleepy to keep his eyes open. He’s so not a morning fox!